I am asking this question completely legitimately, even though my contribution may seem kind of rude. (By the way, if you’re an SDMB old timer who knows me from the turn of the century political threads and especially if you are a conservative, there’s a little bonus for you at the end of this post…)
I was planning to come here and just ask the question “Has anyone around here (given the plethora of great minds, vs. say, Facebook ) ever made a reasonable, reasonably intelligent, honest… Let me emphasize that: honest and ad hominem-free argument in favor of voting for Trump?”
By ad hominem-free, I am referring to people calling each other names and sneering at each other, not avoiding anything that might be perceived as insulting towards the man himself. After all, it’s impossible to talk about the man himself without saying things that any normal person would find insulting.
I was trying very hard to think of any time that anyone on television or in writing somewhere has made anything resembling a well-reasoned, honest, ad hominem-free argument for Trump, and did not recall any.
The closest that I can come up with is this:
"I am a rich person, and the only people I genuinely care about in this world are also rich.
If Trump is elected to the presidency again, the policies that will go into effect, along with other results arising from his election (I will not insult anybody’s intelligence by claiming that Trump himself has “policies”. For that to be true, he would have to comprehend how government functions, how the world functions and how those two things interact, and we all know that that’s not true.) will either not have any impact on things that actually matter to me and the people I care about, or they will have a profoundly positive effect on me, in that they will make me richer and/or my life will be even easier and more pleasant than it already is, in any number of ways.
Therefore, I am voting for him and hoping others do as well."
I struggled with leaving in “well reasoned”, but reasoning has nothing to do with the repulsiveness of an argument, so I left it in.
The only other argument just fails on a bunch of levels, and the nicest, but still honest version I can think of goes something like:
"I am a no-information voter.
I respond to Trump on a gut level because even at his worst, maybe especially at his worst, he doesn’t make me feel small and stupid and like I’m being laughed at by elitist assholes that also make me feel totally powerless, which makes me really angry. Because who wants to feel totally powerless? Being a Trump voter makes me feel like I am successfully sticking it to those assholes.
In addition, I have known him really well for years as a TV star that I admired because he was so rich and fancy. And I would also like to be rich and fancy.
And I love the way he kept after Obama about his birth certificate. That was great! Electing him is really sticking it to Obama, who is the ultimate elitist asshole! (As well as black, which drives me absolutely insane, but I am probably not going to say that out loud.)"
I couldn’t find a way to say those things honestly without also sounding kind of rude. Apologies.
So does anybody else have anything to add to this or a different way of expressing it or anything? Are there honest arguments for Trump that don’t ultimately boil down these things?
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It is remarkable, (so I’m about to remark on it, yuk yuk ) how powerful and important comparison is to a full understanding of almost anything, really.
In this instance, I am amazed (and crushed as well) at how Trump has led me not to simply an intellectual reevaluation of Bush (Dubya, natch), because that implies sitting around thinking about it. It wasn’t anything that deliberate or dry. What I am here to report, and I do not exaggerate for effect, this is the gods honest, is that the existence of Trump has actually made me feel warm and fuzzy yes, warm and fucking fuzzy towards Bush.
The few times he has appeared in public since Trump started to run, and particularly after he was elected, I found myself seeing him in a radically new light and genuinely feeling warmly towards him.
Of course, I still hate many things he did (and I still believe that Dick Cheney, along with Mitch McConnell embody true evil in the world) but at the end of the day, he’s a genuine American who loves this country* and a decent human being and he had fucking respect for that mighty office in a way that…ugh! Lemme put it like this: George W. Bush was Abraham Lincoln compared to Trump’s 2 year old baby pulling shit out of his diaper and smearing it all over the Oval. Howzat for a visual?
*As am I. Been teased about my sentimentally patriotic heart by my liberal friends since Vietnam and Watergate. (Don’t even get me started on how great Nixon was compared to Trump. Hell, Nixon was great just compared to Dick and Mitch! After all, he is the Republican president who created the EPA, among many other things, and had this to say to Congress)
It is seriously offensive to me, someone who doesn’t “take offense” as a rule, when right wingers, conservatives and Magahats accuse liberals of being America haters and make it seem as though patriotism is only legitimate when it features:
- Absolute certainty that America is the greatest country on earth, in every way.
- lots of country music, especially about how great America is
- Passionate love of guns
- Flags. Lots and lots of flags. (Carried over from our British roots. Thank you, Eddie Izzard.)
- cisgender heterosexuals
- fear of a highly judgmental Christian God
- and, let’s be honest, is experienced exclusively by white people.
It’s also just dumbfounding: based on what? How do they even arrive at that conclusion? Actually, now that I’m saying it out loud – which I am, because I use dictation rather than typing - it probably has something to do with “illegal aliens destroying our country”. Which is stupid, of course, not only because aliens, legal or not, are not destroying our country, but even if they were, liberals and progressives don’t believe that they are and gleefully cackle while they do. At most we could be accused of being incorrect in our understanding, wrongheaded in our view, not actively seeking the destruction of our country, which we, like them, love.
“You can love your country while acknowledging its flaws. To love America unconditionally is not patriotism – it’s nationalism. Nationalism is flawed and delusional. It’s like the difference between a parent who loves his children, but understands they are far from perfect, therefore he guides and teaches them so that they might someday reach their potential… and Will Smith.” - Galanty Miller