http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm
Be honest, you killed scary, stinky Aunt Martha and you know it. Fess up!!
Funny stuff. That got forwarded to a bunch of people.
I filled that out for a bunch of people 
I’m completely innocent, I promise.
Sanguine, honey, you were caught on camera.
Darn… now I gotta KILL more people! Sheesh!
Oops, rules 6 & 7 were dealbreakers. I’m on the lam.
You’re always on the lam, Horseflesh. No big surprise there.
Just remember, when you guys get busted don’t come crying to me when they don’t have any Seabass in the county lock up. 