Honey, What did you do with my pot?

Damn, I can never find anything after she cleans the house…

“Garbage Truck Stopped With 2 Tons of Pot”

From the article:

If I were going to take the time to come up with an elaborate scheme to smuggle mary j around, I would at least take the time to make sure I had someone on board who could drive the damn truck.

:smack:
I love stupid criminals.

In the book Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets by David Simon a common refrain is that crime makes you stupid.

Alternatively, perhaps smart people have other means of making money than robbing liquor stores and smuggling drugs.

Then how do you explain George Bush? After all, he’s not robbing banks or liquor stores. How did he get the money to run for President?

Note for humor-deficient and people who are always seriousabout politics: this is a joke.

The two most commonly used roads to great wealth are crime and inheritance.

Ideally, your parents commit the crimes and you inherit the money.