Hop on the Mahoney Baloney Pony!

Politicians is soooo stupid. The guy who replaced Mark Foley (R) in 2006, after it had been discovered that Foley couldn’t keep his pants fastened around young men, has been busted because he apparently couldn’t keep his pants fastened around middle-aged women.

Link.

His campaign line was “Restoring America’s values begins at home.” And tearing down your marriage begins in a seedy motel.

Mashed potato!
Do the Alligator!
Do that Jerk, y’all!
Come on, watch me work!

Sigh. Florida, Land of a Thousand Dunces.

I think it’s something in the water, myself. I’m not sure if i’ll vote for him now.

So that joke that says how you can tell a male Democratic politician from a male Republican politician is true?

I’d like to hear that joke, i don’t believe i know it.

Thing that disappoints me most, is he just got in 3 years ago, due to Foley’s misconduct and he’s got caught with his DICK in the cookie jar ALREADY. How stupid can a motherfucker be?
:smack::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::dubious:

You can almost guarantee that any politician running on a “family values” platform is secretly boffing their (gender non-specific) secretary.

I recommend they run on an economy or community platform, so the hypocrisy is less blatant.

Basically, it’s how do you tell a Republican Political sex scandal from a Democrat’s? The Democrat gets caught with women.*

*this assumes the Politician to be male, of course.