Hopefully, my last Bush Bashing pit thread.

If his staff does this, I will laugh quietly to myself. And Obama will not get his panties in a bunch, and there will not be an expensive GAO investigation…

If his staff does this, I can guarantee that it will be taken by Obama, his staff and his supporters in the light hearted vein in which it’s intended, and not humorlessly mischaracterized as outrageous vandalism.

Except knowing Bush’s administration, they’ll probably fuck up and take the “zero” keys instead.

Gosh, you know who’s conspicuously absent from this thread? The Bush apologists. Here Bush says, straight from his own war criminal mouth, that there was no al Qaeda presence in Iraq prior to our invasion, something many of us tried to say before the war (“look, seriously, SADDAM IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE DICTATOR BUT HE HATES AL QAEDA TOO AND WON’T LET THEM IN HIS COUNTRY!!”), and crickets chirp in the direction of the Bushbots.*

I read somewhere the other day that Seymour Hersh has a slew of whistleblowers ready to spill on January 21. I think we haven’t even scraped the rancid foam off the top yet.

  • (cue Starving Artist: “But Clinton got a blow job! VINCE FOSTER!!”)

If they did, it could be a symbolic gesture in solidarity with the Freepers. After all, many of those scumbags call him “Zero.” Oh my, those people are freaky, scary, deluded cumstains.

He’s already been indicted on a number of counts including Assault with a Deadly Shoe, Possession of a Concealed Shoe Without a Permit, Conspiracy to Commit Shoecide, and Hate Crime Against a Specific Population (people with shoes).

Oprah, on the other hand, will be highly offended.

If I am ever near our ex-president, I’m totally up for trying to rip his nuts off before the SS gets me.

How will you gain access to Cheney’s trouser pocket?

Can we call them whistleblowers if they hold their water till Jan 21?

Well, yeah, but as we’ve seen over the last 8 years, anyone who talks is ignored or vilified as crazy traitors. I can’t blame those who want to wait until the Republicans are out of power.

Good point.

At the risk of being accused of lese majeste (or whatever the democratic version of that would be): And the sooner, the better!

She’d be inconsolable since they’d not be able to subscribe to her magazine w/o it.

I believe the word you are looking for is guillotine.

I just want to see him and his ilk in prison, at best. At worst, that every scrap of information possible aside from the destroyed files and secrets-to-the-grave will be public record, so future historians will have access to it. Bush’s legacy is in the gutter already. I just don’t want to see any revisionist history take root. Bush is doing his best (to revise his dismal history), and I don’t want to see it fly.

About Iraqs WMD

Let’s read that again:

Is he really THAT dumb?

I see two possibilities, one that his logic unit is worth shit past its best use date, second that his litlle brain scurried aimlessly, like a cockroach when the lights are turned on, to come up with the lamest imaginable excuse to wash his hands.

I admit it could be both though.
Bush, too dumb and dishonets to know where the buck is, if there is a buck at all and wheter it has stopped or not.

While we’re at it, Cheney has finally confessed to war crimes.

And:

Shit, the UN inspectors knew, but no one would listen to them.

“Oh, and I’m an evil cunt” added the vice president.