Today from the AP:
Kremlin Choice Wins Chechnyan Election
Sure takes on a whole new meaning when you’re an idiot and read it as “Gremlin Choice wins Chechnyan election.”
Munch (to self): The guy’s name is ‘Gremlin Choice’?!? How could he possibly lose an election with that name?"
:smack:
A guy in my old dorm once had this headline posted up, possibly from the university newspaper:
“The Pen is mightier than the sword”
But the space between “Pen” and “is” was VERY small, making it appear almost as one word
I thought that the subject line of the “Google Weirnos” thread right here in MPSIMS was actually called “Google Wuornos”.
I thought, that’s odd. Why Google a serial killer? 
Not a headline, but something I was reading on CNN.
They had a bulleted list of things John Kerry wants to do. One of them was:
[ul][li]Modernize the military[/ul][/li]However, I didn’t read that. I read:
[ul][li]Sodomize the military[/ul][/li]:eek: !!!
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