Inspired by this thread:
You just know the thread title would have been on the cover of paper if this article was in the NY Post instead of the Philly Inquirer
In the sidebar there’s a link to an article called “Yea to neigh: Fund drive begins to restore Philadelphia’s police-horse unit,” so they must have at least one headline writer who’s not afraid to go for the goofy.
Speeder Grills Traffic Cop!
Cavalry Over Hill, Past Sidewalk
& Down The Lane