Dr. Seuss told the story back in '54,
Chuck Jones animated it, and now there’s one more-
A new CGI film from the folks at Blue Sky,
The Ice Age, Robots, and Ice Age: Meltdown guys.
The story’s familar: way over in Nool,
The elephant Horton is thought as a fool
When a speck on a clover emits a strange sound-
But only to him and when no one’s around.
Jim Carrey is Horton- a very good choice,
He’s very amusing as this fellow’s voice.
Horton’s quite dumb, but this makes him amusing.
But the other jungle folks can be quite abusing:
Carol Burnett’s a kangaroo who doesn’t think
That a person could live on a clover that’s pink.
She hires a nogoodnik fellow named Vlad-
Not a bunny with cookies, but a vulture who’s bad.
It’s up to Horton to save his new friend.
But who are these fellows on whom he depends?
Well, they are the Whos. The Mayor’s Steve Carrell,
Although what his job is, I really can’t tell:
The Town Councilmen think that he isn’t wise,
And that his elephant stories are all lies.
He lives with his wife in the Who-Mayor’s house
With 96 daughters (some on loan from the Mouse),
And a goth-like son Jojo, who doesn’t act bad,
But doesn’t want to be Mayor like his dad.
This Jojo subplot is thankfully not much-
Much more time is spent with the Mayor and such.
The Mayor’s quite dense, and he and Horton are
Quite an odd couple- the humor goes quite far.
The CGI style is quite a surprisel,
As it’s unique but true to the style of Ted Geisel.
Most of the film is in three dimensions,
But two 2D dream sequences deserve a mention:
Horton dreams of the Whos in a Dr. Seuss style
And an anime spoof that really made me smile.
But the thing that’s most pleasing on this silver screen
Is that Dreamworks-like jokes are few, far, and between:
Though there’s a brief parody of Fox’s own MySpace
And JFK and Kissinger voices are out of place,
An Apocalypse Now joke kind of falls flat,
But there are no more pop culture jokes than just that.
Okay, so I lied, but one didn’t rub me wrong:
The whole cast “Can’t Fight” singing a Speedwagon song.
It’s clever and funny, yet still true to the book:
And that makes this Horton-Who film worth a look.