And what would happen if your parents smoked weed while you were still inside them? Does one develop a natural crack gland because of this? My friend Meghan here…well, she is FREAKING OFF THE WALL!!! I have come to reason that upon being in her mommy’s stomach, and having her mom smoke dope, she has been hot-boxing it for nine months straight - thus, she developed a “natural crack gland” which secretes crack-like enzymes throughout her body whenever she sees Elmo. ha ha ha. Straightdope.com HUR HUR HUR. Anyway, is this possible? And I think I have one too…but I’m not sure. My mother hasn’t admitted to hotboxing me, but I know she did…any cool mom would. Lovies for all…Alright, get cracking! Elmo forever! 
(((HUGGIES!!! - not the diapers…)))
Yes, Meghan is quite the odd duck.
ya okay…
I don’t think it’s neat to come into the world addicted to drugs, personally.
Um…
That made no sense at all. Is she always like that Monster?
lol…don’t worry about it you guys. It’s more of an inside joke I posted hoping that Monster would get a kick out of it. Thanks all for your patience with my insanity, I appreciate it.
That made my head melt. My neck now has a gooey pink residue dripping from it.
–Tim