Is apparently vastly overrated.
Mrs. Plant and I are watching the great apes at the zoo.
The male chimp repeatedly tugs at the female’s shoulder, as in “Come on, time to go. Stop looking at the silly humans.” but actually means, “Come on, Baby!”
He pushed her down, she says “EEK!” and shows him her teeth, which means “Mama told me not to come.” He has his way with her, dogg…er, chimp style for, oh, twenty or thirty seconds. She scampers off and he walks around with this bic lighter sized thing, waiting for the zoo keepers to throw fruit. I guess this is where the post coital behavior, “Make me a sandwich” evolved from.