Hot Pussies (catis in heat, that is!!!)

Thanks, our cat is very well well potty trained in how to use the great outdoors, though,so we never have to worry about the litter box, it was too stinky, so we tossed out the kitty.

I am still rather hesitant to “service” the little whore, though. I did think that 10-15 minutes seemed a little severe, but it would probably have shut her up pretty good or maybe had her begging for more, who knows.

The superstition is very wierd, apparently by merely being in the presence of a cat can kill the fetus. Oddly enough, when they decide they requrie an abortion, they do not go running up to play with the local cats, though, so obviously they can not have too much faith in their own traditional nonsense.

I always walk in on the animal threads late. Damn!

The only thing I know off-hand is the method of artificially inducing ovulation by insertion of a moistened Q-tip into the cat’s vagina. The length of time that it stays in is not paramount; coitus in cats is normally a very quick process. So emphasize the friction aspect of the Q-tip penetration more than duration; do so by gently rotating it and putting it in as far as it will go with ease. Do this three times a day or so, (or whenever she exhibits extra come-hither friendliness).

If done correctly, this will cause the kitty to go into heat-free psuedopregnancy lasting about 45 days. Then the cycle will repeat itself. Good luck and congratulations. Your little girl is blossoming into quite a woman!

ywtf, soon-to-be-vet

I am beginning to think that vets are a little psychotic.

if my wife knew abou these notes, she would probably call me some pretty mean words…