You know the hot southern belle type wearing the full hoop skirt and gloves and a hat. But if you could also be smoking, fainted, and in place of shoes wear a swim fin on one foot and be bare foot on the other. (doesn’t matter which foot) and you could be popping a balloon when you fall and if there could be someone in clown-makeup in the background, that would be great.
(crosses fingers)
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–Cliffy
Will she do?
I don’t smoke, otherwise I have the perfect picture. Too bad…
She’s not wearing a hat. That’s a requirement.
Geez, what a cliche. I mean, it’s like you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a passed-out antebellum snorkeler busting a ballon with her Virginia Slims 100 at the circus.
Did I mention that Asian would be a plus?
OK, now you’re just trying be all freaky and scary.
No eye patch? Pppfftt…what’s the point, then?
Just for information: It’s loads more fun swinging live cats. That’s a very unique noise they make once you get them a-twirling.
Also, makes for a better southern belle type of picture. Bonus points if the cat is the one wearing clown make up.
Pervert.