Why is turtle sex so violent?
http://www.break.com/index/turtle_lovin.html
Or is that just a type of fore play?
Several explanations:
Male realises that they are being filmed, and for the sake of modesty, insists on changing location
or
The female is somewhat unwilling and requires coercion.
or
Bitch asked for it.
Well, now we know why the turtle crossed the road.
Silly. He’s knocking her up.