I had this conversation with some friends, and the rules stated that the Hottest President of All Time had to be judged according to his appearance while in office.
So if the president was a hottie when he was young but then got old and unappealing, it doesn’t count.
Our poll resulted with Franklin Pierce being the winner, though I’ve always had a crush on Lincoln.
For me, the hottest president is all about the name.
I mean, take John Adams. What can you do with his name? Absolutely nothing!
But, you give me a guy like Abe Lincoln…imagine the possiblities! He can go up to women in a bar and say “Hey, my name’s Lincoln. Wanna come back to my place and play with my log?”
Bush and Hoover? It’s all the same concept. We’re talking premo pick-up lines here. And don’t get me started on Fillmore!
“Hey there l’il lady, I’m James. You come on upstairs and I’ll give you a l’il Polk, you won’t soon forget.” It’s easy. The girls went ga-ga. And there’s where you seperated your hotties from your notties.
Definitely Franklin Pierce, I agree—he had that dark, brooding look all us gals find so dreamy. I never thought JFK was such a hottie. Maybe ’cause I’m of the age where JFK = blown-off head. NOT a turn-on.
If you can use the pre-office looks, though, Rutherford B. Hayes was a real honey, too.
As for Lincoln (who is my ultimate favorite), he isn’t hot looking but his character makes him hot, to me. But in the looks catagory, I would say Jefferson, even though it depends on what painting you see of him. The one on the $2 doesn’t do justice.
May I introduce you to the wide world of European politics? While born Hungarian, Ilana Staller, AKA Cuddles, was a hard core porn star before serving five years in the Italian Parliment.
(bizarre rambling hijack I just remembered) I used to kinda be friends with this girl named Elsa. She was a nice girl, played cello in the county symphony orchestra, sang in her church choir, and was waiting until marriage to have sex. Anyway, one day sometimes freshman year her and I and another friend were talking, and I SWEAR TO GOD Elsa starts talking about her desire to be sodomized by Thomas Jefferson. I was too shocked to even speak, assuming I misheard her. But later I’m talking to the other friend and I ask, “Did Elsa want to be sodomized by Thomas Jefferson?” and she says, “I thought that’s what she said, too!” “I think we should ask her.” So we do ask her, and she neither confirms it not denies it. She just sorta smiles and says, “Well, maybe that’s what I said.”
And the weird part is, Elsa graduated valedictorian of our high school and quoted Thomas Jefferson in her speech!!!