OK, does that video make any more sense if you can understand the German?
Are these the Fables versions?
If you want a long-term relationship, go with Snow White. Any woman who managed to live with seven men probably won’t freak out if you leave the toilet seat up.
Goldilocks is obviously high maintenance.
Cinderella never knew her mother, lost her father and was abused by her stepmother and stepsisters. She’ll need years of therapy before she can have anything resembling a normal relationship.
The one constant in all the Red Riding Hood stories is that she’s slow to recognize that she’s talking to a wolf dressed like her grandmother. So I guess that makes her the favorite for a one-night stand.
Does it have to? 
I remember an '80s sitcom called The Charmings, where Snow White and Prince Charming find themselves in modern-day Los Angeles. It also made a very convincing case for Snow White.
Well, the first season, anyway.