I just stumbled across this site of sexed up Disney Princes(mildly not safe for work, lots of cartoon characters wearing nothing but undies) and it inspired me to create a poll to go along with the Disney Princess one.
So, who’s your fave? (Poll will follow.)
My answer is the same as in the other thread…Jasmine.
. . . . Jasmine is a dude?
Hmmmm, I can’t choose, this subject requires further study…
I’m eliminating Gaston and Tarzan, because they just don’t do it for me. I’m also eliminating Peter Pan, because even though he’s sexed up, he STILL looks way too young.
In cartoons, as in regular fiction, I just can’t seem to go for the “hero” of the story, so it would be a toss-up between Kokoum from Pocahontas and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Gaston gets an extra point with me because, despite his (numerous) faults, he actually seems to dig Belle when everyone else just writes her off as a geek.
I went for my top three, Prince Eric, Aladdin, and Beast. Prince Eric is a bit of an idiot but I always thought he was the prettiest prince. Aladdin has the best personality and is still way cute, and Beast is just fantastic.
I think if I ever watched Sleeping Beauty all the way through without falling asleep (it was like 2 in the morning!) I’d like Prince Phillip quite a bit.
I don’t count Shang as a prince, or else I might vote for him as well, and I haven’t seen Princess and the Frog yet so perhaps I will change how I feel about Naveen.
Prince Phillip is so dashing! And he kills a dragon! I like 'em old-fashioned.
He doesn’t like Belle for herself. He only wants to marry her because she’s the most beautiful girl in town. He’s convinced that she’ll be more than happy to have lots of his kids, cook whatever he’s shot and dragged home, and will otherwise be his loving little wife. If she were the second prettiest girl in town, he wouldn’t give a shit about her, and he’d go after whoever was prettiest. Oh, he’d probably have an affair with any girls who aren’t THE prettiest, as long as they’re somewhat attractive, but he’s only going to marry the one who is generally acknowledged as THE prettiest. And she’d better accept, and she’d better live up to his ideals.
:smack:
I seriously thought that said princess, and that this poll was about pure physical hottness, as oppossed to the other one that was just overall favorite.
Well, I’m an idiot.
James Marsden. Duh.
Dr. Sweet from Atlantis certainly is packin’, isn’t he? Geez.
My pick’s not even on the list - young Hercules. I’ve got a soft spot for him: I’d been dating my boyfriend for a bit when the movie came out, and young Hercules as Disney drew him was a pretty close resemblance. The boyfriend had sandy brown hair and brown eyes instead of being blonde and blue-eyed, but other than that, all the details were there - tall, kind of gangly with wide shoulders and a skinny waist, thin but muscular in that gangly teenaged way, mussed up hair that’s probably longer than it should be, Roman nose - it was the boyfriend to a T. Even my mom commented on the resemblance. The boyfriend never really cared for it, but I think it’s sweet.
The boyfriend is Mr. Snicks now, and while I find him uber attractive, he certainly doesn’t look like the hunky older Herc on the linked site. He’s still very tall and thin and such, still closer to young Herc than old Herc.
Oh, and love the Kuzco pose. That’s hysterical.
Those illustrations are great, thanks for sharing. Of those, I’m preferring John from Pocahontas, which is a movie I don’t think I’ve seen.
Toss up between Shang and Aladdin. Shang has the body but Aladdin has that endearing personality.
I can’t believe I’m rating the hots of cartoon characters.
I made my choice before I clicked on the link–Aladdin was totally my crush when I was a kid (along with Robin Hood–I’m not a furry! I swear! I just thought he was the coolest thing ever.) But based on the link, I would have to go with Eric from Little Mermaid or that dude from Lilo and Stitch… (which I’ve never even seen.)
I’m surprised to see that Beast is in the lead. Is it about personality? I didn’t even remember what human-Beast looks like.
It’s Prince Phillip for me, hands down. He’s bound and determined to marry Aurora, even though he still thinks she’s Briar Rose. He completely discounts any ideas to the contrary that his Father may have; despite his Father saying that he’d be giving up the throne.
And he’s the best dancer of all of them, the only one who really moves convincingly.
I find human-Beast (strange he never gets a name!) a little too, well, “Fabio.” 'Ya know?
I haven’t seen a lot of these films. The one that came to mind before clicking on the link was Aladdin…and I liked his look on the linked page too. So I voted for him 
Although, really, except for Gaston (who still looks like a cartoon) and the young guy from High School Musical…they are all pretty nice to look at. Even Peter Pan, who I can* look at* because he’s just a cartoon.
Hmm, some of those pictures make me wonder which team some of those Princes are truly batting for.
I went for the Beast, but not because of ‘hotness’ – he’s not really ‘hot’ in either incarnation to me – but he’s certainly the most compelling and has the best character arc. Plus he’s well-read. That’s a big plus.
Only some?
Before I saw those pics I would have said Aladdin, after the pics - Kokoum, oh my god, I’ll be in my bunk.
