Houseplant Dopers: Do you tell your houseplants when you leave the house?

Even worse, it was a little harmless piece of nothing MPSIMS thread, about as mundane and pointless as it can get. And I should know, I posted it. But this pitting is even lamer than my thread. And that takes some doing. :smiley:

Bye, PRR. I’m going away for awhile. Be good. :wink:

Dignity is a burden, but one entirely dissolved by parenting.

I don’t keep houseplants. My cats and dogs think I would just have to spread the love too thin, and you know what? They’re right.

What’s wrong pseudotriton ruber ruber still upset about the fact that somone chose their pets over you after you served her your ultimatum ?

Just date women that don’t have any pets if you them that repulsive. There’s a lot of pet-free women out there.

All I could say to my plants would be to give them last rites. The cat eats them. The dog doesn’t think protecting plants is part of his job description, regardless of what I tell him.