Even worse, it was a little harmless piece of nothing MPSIMS thread, about as mundane and pointless as it can get. And I should know, I posted it. But this pitting is even lamer than my thread. And that takes some doing.
All I could say to my plants would be to give them last rites. The cat eats them. The dog doesn’t think protecting plants is part of his job description, regardless of what I tell him.