How About TANKS With Frickin' Lasers?

[Tuckerfan]

Who needs sharks?

Get ready for some real pew pew, because Northrop Grumman has just announced that the first ever high-energy, solid-state lethal laser for actual war applications is now available for ordering. This means that you can pay now a few millions and get yours for Xmas. The new Firestrike units offer 15 kilowatts of power, but can be combined to offer 100 kilowatts of technological terror, capable of actually destroying the enemy. According to the company, this new laser “changes the game” of military engagement.

Sadly, video of it in action does not seem to be available.

[Captain_Carrot]

DUDE!!!

That is all.

[ExTank]

I want.

I want! I want! I want! I want! I want!

DA-Y-UM!

Kids these days get all the cool toys.

[Inigo_Montoya]

Neat-o!!!

[Paul_in_Qatar]

So much for field-stripping a moose. Now all you have to do is carve and serve/

[Ranchoth]

Let me be the first to say…

“Yo JOE!”