So, with my courseload this semester and applying to grad school soon, I need a part-time job with a flexible schedule. I stopped by CVS today and saw that they’re hiring a part-time photo lab tech. Well, guess who’s got previous photo lab experience and wants a part-time job?
They don’t do paper applications anymore, so instead of wasting my time in the store, I did it online. I don’t know how many of you have applied for a retail or customer service type position in the past 5 years, but a lot of places have added these surveys after they get your education and experience.
They give you a statement and you choose from 1) Strongly disagree, 2) Disagree 3) Agree, and 4) Strongly agree. They ask a lot of questions that make sense, for customer service related positions. Like “I couldn’t deal with dificult people all day” or “I don’t try too hard at work because it doesn’t really matter anyway.” OK, checking out your work ethic and ability to deal with people, makes sense.
But then they have statements that, if I answered truthfully, would make me look like an anti-social nutcase (well, I am one, but not at work). Like “Meeting new people makes me nervous,” “I dislike small talk,” or “My moods change from happy to sad for no reason,” or “I am often cheerful.” Ok, yeah, I suffer from depression, and a bit of social anxiety. I don’t feel cheerful a lot, and I hate meeting new people. But I discovered some years ago that I’m really good in a retail environment.
I smile, greet everyone cheerully, make small talk, and really enjoy being a cashier. I mean, I hate asshole customers, but if everyone’s polite and friendly, we’re good. Whatever frustrations I have in the back of my mind leave, and I’m focused on ringing up the customers and giving them a pleasant shopping experience. Usually, after a day of fake smiling and polite small talk, I’m in a much better mood. Even if I’m in a shitty mood because of a string of nasty customers and other stress unrelated to work, I still fake happy and polite very convincingly. Hell, I’ve got 25 years experience faking happy just to get through life somewhat normally.
But these surveys annoy me. So what if I’m miserable or nervous meeting new people, if I really thought I couldn’t hack it as a cashier I’d get some equally menial job filing paperwork all by my lonesome in some office. I’ve got years of retail experience that should speak for itself.
I dunno. What do you think? Don’t questions like that seem to discriminate against people with depression and social anxiety? I just think that people whose depression or social anxiety was bad enough that they couldn’t handle dealing with the public wouldn’t be applying for a lot of retail jobs. They’re kind of pointless anyway, anyone with half a brain knows how to answer the questions to look like a model employee, even if they’re always late and hate doing anything other than the bare minimum to get by.