Legalize weed, gambling, whores, and other such vices.
Socialize higher education
Cap on personal wealth
Set slary structures for companies that do not allow executives to make more than 10 times the lowest paid employees
Legalize same-sex marriage
Tax churches (this would also allow them to engage in all the political speech they want, which they do anyway, so we might as well make them pay through the nose for the privilege)
Mandate a school curriculum, which I will personally develop, which will include a full and thorough introction to scientific method, critical thinking and the basics of evolution. Creationism will be addressed specifically as an example of archaic religious mythology, non-science and factual falsehood. My curricula will also include factual, historical overviews and critiques of major world religions.
Bring back the Fairness Doctrine. It is not acceptable to let one political party have control of publicly owned airwaves.
Did I say legalize weed? Legalize weed.
Let all non-violent drug offenders out of prison. Mandate longer sentences for violent criminals, including life without parole for rape, sexual crimes against children and wife beaters.
Raise the driving age to 21. Those kids are fucking menace.
Make any non-emergency use of a cellphone in a movie theater a federal offense, punishable by 25 years in a PMITA federal prison. This will include not only talking, but texting, surfing or anything else that makes it light up. Minors will be treated as adults for this offense.
Get rid of metered on ramps. metered on ramps are stupid.
I will personally start sitting in the Fox News studio and loudly calling bullshit on their lies, occasionally slapping the shit out Hannity or Oliver North, and generally keeping them honest until they can learn to do it without my help.
Destroy all prints of the Star Wars prequels and hire Peter Jackson or James Cameron to start all over with them. Under penalty of death, there will be no Jar Jar this time.
That’s about all I can think of off the top of my head. If I think of more stuff, I’ll come back.