How bad a scandal for you to *not* vote for Trump's 2020 Democratic opponent?

I would pretty much have to see the Democrat nominee feeding puppies and kittens into a wood chipper on the news every night for weeks on end all the while running on the platform of “I’m gonna tax you bastards back to the stone age!” and eating pizza with pineapple on it.

The XXXhole casserole we have in Washington right now is bad enough but there are limits.