How bad is the Jessica and Nick Variety Show gonna suck?

When does this show start? I’m definitely going to watch. They make me laugh and there aern’t many shows on TV these days that do that.

Is everybody sure that this isn’t just a case of someone wildly misinterpreting or misremembering one of Nick and Jessica’s SNL sketches?

Dear Nick and Jessica,

Your show is funny when you don’t “get the joke”. When you start playing up the “I’m so stupid!” angle to get laughs, it’s not funny anymore.

-Anna Nichole Smith

Maybe they’ll have Pink Lady and Jeff on as Guests!
Wouldn’t that be cool?

To quote David St. Hubbins:

“There such a fine line between clever and stupid.”

This show could just walk that fine line. If it plays on her natural talents (i.e., her great tits and her vacuousness) and lets him be the straight man, then it’ll work for a while in that “This is so bad, its good” way that some shows (and the Old Navy ads) do.

Memo to Jessica and Nick

Don’t take yourselves too seriously.

Have fun.

Take the money and run, quickly, to the bank.

Fuck like bunnies at every opportunity.

A simple recipe for a happy life.

Well, y’know, it occurs to me that perhaps we’re all taking this the wrong way.

I mean, look at US. We’re the Inhabitants Of The SDMB. We meet certain criteria, after all, that may well indicate that we aren’t the target audience for this particular form of entertainment.

*We’re all smart enough to activate a computer and use the internet.
*We’re all more or less into interesting trivia and facts (why else visit the Straight Dope?) which would seem to indicate that we tend to READ and LEARN stuff more or less compulsively.
*Being competent internet users, if we feel any need to stare at tits, we can pretty much find all we want for free any time, in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. Genders, too, for that matter.
*We appreciate wit and humor.

Come on, folks. Plainly, this show of theirs AIN’T aimed at OUR democraphic. And no, that ain’t a typo.

That being said, I’m kind of curious, in a rubbernecking-to-see-how-bad-the-train-wreck-was-any-corpses-by-the-trackside? kind of way…

Or worse yet, “Say goodnight, Jessica.” “Goodnight, Jessica!” Actually, I heard Gracie Allen was the brains behind the “loopy” act she put on. Jessica can’t make that claim.