I’m pretty bored right now, so…
99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around…
ninety eight bottles of beer on the wall!
ninety eight bottles of beer on the wall,
ninety eight bottles of beer…
take one down, pass it around…
I would have to answer: very bored
ninety seven bottles of beer on the wall…
ninety seven bottles of beer on the wall,
ninety seven bottles of beer…
take one down, pass it around…
I’m busier than a cross-eyed cranberry picker:
ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall…
I’m never bored becuase I have inner resources. ::smug face smilie::
Aw, who am I kidding?
Ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall…
ninety four bottles of beer on the wall,
ninety four bottles of beer,
take one down, pass it around…
93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer…
Take one down, pass it around…
92 bottles of beer on the wall.
92 Bottles of beer on the wall.
92 Bottles of beer.
Take one down pass it around…
Eleventy-four beetles of borr on de wall…
Eleventy-four beetles - Ack!
:: Tygr is tackled by a crowd of annoyed Dopers, then tied up and gagged for messing up the thread. ::
Hell, if we’re all this board, lets get into something interesting
Eighty-three pipe fulls of crack on the wall
Eighty-three pipe fulls of crack
Blow it out
Pass it about…
Eighty two body bags hung on the wall,
eighty two body bags,
take one down,
pass it around,
Eighty One bodies to throw on the ground.
Eighty-one sacks of burning vomet on the wall
Eighty-one sacks of burning vomet
take one down, chug it on down
Eighty-two sacks of buring vomet on the wall
(i felt like being gross, it’s a habit…)
Criminy, people! Where are y’all from - South Florida? We went from 92 to 83 with an eleventy-four thrown in for good measure. Am I going to have to get the Supreme Court involved in this count?
91 through 84 containers of something on the wall
91 through 84 containers of something
take one down
do something with it…
Now were back in balance. Proceed beginning with 80 - and son’t make me come back in here and clean up your mess!.
<Dangerously close to an Election hijack> Yes, I believe that the Broward County Elections Board has just recently certified that eleventy-four* is the final tally for the losing candidate. By a strange co-incidence that is just the number needed to nullify the previously declared winner and over-turn the Supreme Court decision.
…or some OTHER imaginary number. </Dangerous hijack*>
Tygr, Doc Jack
I live in Canada, i was counting in metric 
Upham
Well, crimineys, no WONDER! Goddam furriners sneaking across the border just to screw up our God-given right to count things our own way. GET OUT you dam’ Canadian pinko subversive-type! Us enlightened, God fearin’ ‘Mericans KNOW what sorta Immoral countin’ systems y’all got down THERE in Canada.
80 Canadians counting metric in the states…
80 Canadians counting metric…
Take one down…
Slap him around…
79 Canadians counting metric in the states…
Apparently I’m both bored AND random today…
79 toddlers trashing my house
79 tod-le-ers
There’s really only two,
But it seems like 79,
So I’ll just hang one on a coathook until they quit screaming and trashing my house and demanding cookies and another Elmo movie and torturing the cat and the dog and eating my lip gloss…
Oh, sorry.
78 toddlers trashing my house! 
over the river and through the woods…
jb
78 'mericans with Nukes in the States
78 'mericans with Nukes
Take one down… hey, how’d we get to 0 alredy?