How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?

While the backstory is intriguing, I REALLY want to know what sub-sub-sub genre of porn you’re looking for.

I’m willing to bet we’ve got someone into it on the boards. heheheh…

smut gremlins dot com has porn listed by categories.

You can try sex oasis dot com. Also lists by category.

If he didn’t know, then the very first reply to the OP would have informed him.

If he bothered to look.

Gasp

Flaming fainting goats! Where!!!

pant pant pant

Ah . . . the ol’ “comically elaborate ‘gotcha’ on a friend” excuse! Is this friend from the Niagra Falls area, perchance?

Hey man, just say you like to do it with goats. We’re all adults here. Just say what we all already know . . . you love dirty goat love.

Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello.

You like naked-bungi-jumping-flaming-clown-sex too? Awesome, I’m no longer alone!

[Trekkie]sings The internet is for porn![/Trekkie]

www [dot] thebestporn [dot] com

and similar adult review sites are ideal

Man, the Ancients really knew how to party. I mean, if they thought that was trivial, look out, eh.

Green? Damn.

BAND NAME!

As one of the few non-humans who are allowed to post here, I must object to the constant goat references…

sublimedirectory dotcom is pretty good.

While we’re waiting for the OP to provide some backstory, I’ll relate a prank I pulled on a couple of friends of mine involving porn and the intarweb.

I was poking around on a porn related BBS and there was a vaguely described link to a German website, I clicked the link and discovered not Cartman’s mom in a schiesse video, but very elderly women. Stark naked, some of them in wheelchairs and the like. Emitting a scream, I backed out of there toot sweet. Remembering that both of my friends had cable modems (this being in early 2001, when they weren’t all that common around here) and knowing that when they clicked the link (which they wouldn’t be able to decipher since neither of them spoke German) the offending page would instantly appear, I copied the url and sent them an email saying, “A friend of mine thinks that women look best when they’re in their early 20s and here’s proof that he’s right!” with the link.

When I got home, I found a message from each one of them. The first one said simply, “I got your email, and I have to say, that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.” The second one was, “Those girls were twenty? What are they? Retarded or something?” :rolleyes: Needless to say, both of them began eyeing any links I sent them suspiciously. :smiley:

NIAGARA FALLS!!!

SLOWLY I turn…STEP by step…INCH by inch…

Don’t know which is a bigger sign of the apocalypse, the question or the number of replies with potential sources.

Ha!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

As long as it’s consensual. We don’t want another case like this.

Well, he posted it on THURSDAY. We suddenly know one thing more about dahfisheroo, ifyaknowwhatImean. :wink: