How Can I Get Rid of the Gnats in My Shower?

They’re really annoying . . . and I have no idea where they are coming from.

Are they moth flies?

I have th’ same problem, different insect, though. Acording to the linked site, the larvae feed off the muck in your shower’s drains. It has some control options there, if those are th’ little beggers.

Pour bleach down the drain.

Beware! These tiny insects are members of an ultra-right-wing subversive political group!

They are…

Gnatzis!

Pause for big laffs.

An update:

So I purchased some Draino and poured it down the shower drain. It’s been about 1 week since I’ve seen any gnats.

Thanks for the tips, all.