Well, why not, you’re already fully invested into GOING TO HELL!!!
Say hi to your investment broker, SATAN!
For the win, and the only remaining question is why it took 17 replies to get here.
Take out Life Insurance policies on people likely to be kidnapped by the kind of terrorists U Y Scuti is thinking about.
Offer a service for after the Rapture, like the folks offering pet care.
Won’t work. They will either believe that their pets are getting raptured with them, or they will be the other type that won’t care about anything or anybody left behind.
Copyright an atheism symbol and start making bumper stickers and magnets. Someone made a buck off all those fishes.