Well now that is just nuts. Is your arse made backwards you think? 
[jean-claude] I admit I do have a very nice butt. Some say my career was built on it! [j-c]
It is. Truly. Scrumptious.
Stop giving your jooky away for free.
(I’m sorry I know that’s not what you’re looking for but I couldn’t resist.)
Just in case you didn’t get it, this is a terrible idea and he’s joking. It would burn like the fire of a thousand Suns if you put Ben Gay on your coin slot.
How will he make his ass pennies then?
It’s actually a good parody of facewash commercials. What kills it is that the term “coin slot” isn’t funny.
It has been suggested to me many times that I don’t know my arse from my elbow.
…
I’ve been doing those sit-ups wrong. :smack:
Fortunately, my wife loves a scrawny arse.
Unfortunately
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it’s the bloke next door. 
Si (I’ll stop now)