I thought you had stamped your little foot and slammed the door on the way out?
Tapad leat!
Our needs? We’re like a circus here.
Just a cunning array of stunts.
I can’t stamp my foot.
Then get your helpers to stamp theirs.
Or you can get those stilts with shoes on them like they use on a Foley sound stage.
I nearly snorted my toast.
She’s got us there, Chief.
Chef.
I don’t have helpers!
Coulda picked some up at the Tescos.
I guess it is appropriate for vegetables now…
Soooo…why are you still posting? Why are you giving even a tiny ounce of your brain space to people who, in your own words, you think are “c*nts”?
Why do you give a shit about what a bunch of anonymous people on the Internet think of you? Get off the computer. Read a book. Watch TV. Go outside. Look out the window and watch the world go by while sipping a nice cup of herbal tea.
So you can get your wheelchair in and out of your Citroen C2 without assistance? A car that has an exceptionally small boot?
Really, you’re not even trying at this point.
Are you implying that she’s a paraplegic in a persistent vegetative state?
Now THAT could be interesting.
Please contact an admin rather than a mod. TubaDiva is the one that usually handles name changes. We lowly moderators can’t do that. 
I was a Navy Chief Petty Officer, so either one works for me.