How come they don’t make half loaves of bread?
Yeah. I hate having bread go stale before you can finish the whole loaf.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Oh, MM, so little delay between brain and keyboard.
They do, just two at a time.
The best way to avoid this problem is to put half of the bread in a large ziploc freezer bag and freeze it. then when you’ve used the first half, you defrost the second half and there you are.
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ok chef, but that still doesn’t answer my question.
Thanks Cheffy…and just when I was about to marry someone just so I wouldnt have to eat the whole loaf by myself before it went stale. What would I do without you?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I’ll tell you why Michael.
Because dough speads out in the pan, if you only put enough dough in for a half loaf, it will spread out and you will have a full loaf of flat bread.
Go to the store, buy a cookbook and a set of mini bread pans. Bake your own.
There, now will you go away
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In countries where they make real bread, they sell half-loaves. We’re just behind.
I’m blown away by the intelligence (gush!!)
I must say I don’t have experience making bread. Though, I do have experience in making love. Alright, then why don’t the bread makers cut the whole loaves in half, package them and sell them. I am 100% sure half-loaves would outsell the whole loaves.
It’s a product that should be on the market, but it’s not.
Here’s an idea, if you think there is a market for half loaves of bread, start a business making whole loaves, fuck em and then cut em in half and sell them. After all
you have plenty of money.
When will your parents be home ?
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
This is the funniest thread Topic in like six months! I’m LMAO!!! WTG Mikey!
And this is a fucking pearl:
ROFL!
“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”
I buy half loaves of bread in the stores. They’re the better brands, not that fifty cents a loaf garbage.
:rolleyes:
sigh…because the exposed slice from the middle would be prone to drying out and people don’t want to buy pre-stale bread. BTW, Mike, are you aware that many bakeries DO sell smaller loaves of bread? Not precisely a half-loaf, I know, but perhaps it would suffice as a substitute…
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What I wanna know is: why don’t they sell half a carton of milk? If I could buy just the left side or just the right side, that would be much more convenient.
I buy stuff like pumpernickel and rye by the half-loaf all the time. I think someone is spending too much time hoping someone is thinking about his penis and not enough time actually paying attention to the world.
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the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
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I buy stuff like pumpernickel and rye by the half-loaf all the time. I think someone is spending too much time hoping someone is thinking about his penis and not enough time actually paying attention to the world.
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From an actual catalog" “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
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I really don’t have anything to add except
GO AYESHA!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I don’t know. Maybe Mike has a good idea because:
Half a loaf is better than none.
(I’m sorry, I just had to say that.)
I personally think they should sell half foot-long hot dogs…
Oh wait…
On a related note, why do we call him a half-wit, when he hasn’t been witty at all?