How could a prepared Batman kill Darth Vader?

Careful. Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.

He’s prepared Batman. No one knows how, he just finds them. :slight_smile:

Nice.

Batman, using his biology/chemistry skills, creates a gas that has two unique properties.

  1. It can not be filtered out through Vader’s breathing apparatus.

  2. kills mitochondrians (sp?)

Vader, now finding himself completely disconected from The Force ™, is now easy pickings for Ace the Bathound.

“Party on, Wayne.”
“Party on, Darth.”

:: Smacks forehead :: *That’s * the joke that’s been rattling around in my head and wouldn’t fall in place. Damn you, JThunder. You’ve earned my jealousy this morning.

From Aliens, I presume? Thank you, Corporal Hicks.

Don’t be silly, Batman doesn’t have an anti-Force pill in his Utility Belt.

He has a Bat-anti-force pill. Sheesh.

:eek: :smiley:

The force is strong with this one.

Yeah, but is this one strong with the force? :dubious: :wink: :cool:
My take: Batman would take the pay-the-doorman approach and hire Luke.

Batman would get Luke to keep Vader busy and then take him out, probably sacrificing Luke along the way.

Upon arriving in a new galaxy our friend Bruce Wayne realizes that his wealth on earth is of no consiquence . He doesn’t have any midicholorians so the Jedi giggle at him behind his back.

Even worse everyone has purchased a Boba Fett starter kit so his utility belt is a mere novelty.

His Batman uniform doesn’t even turn heads in this new land of aliens and strange unearthly creatures.

Soon it becomes all to clear that he’s just a plain old humanoid.

As time goes on his stomach begins to growl and he faces a cold hard fact… he’s got to find a job.

We catch up with our hero years later. He has found work as a toll booth operator on Alderan. He’s one of the better employees and they may even promote him next month. He looks up into they sky and notices a bright light. “Hmmm. That’s strange.”, he muses to himself…

THE END

Alternative: Upon arriving in Gotham City, Darth Vader realizes this primitive planet lacks the technology even to recharge the batteries in his life-support suit. Whether he runs into Batman or not, he’ll be dead in a couple of days.

I’m with you, but Bruce does possess incredible engineering skills, better than your average human. I suspect that would give him an advantage. Remastered dialogue of A New Hope:

Imperial Officer: We’ve analized the fighters’ attack pattern and there is a weakness. Should I prepare your shuttle?
Tarkin: In our moment of glory? You overestimate their chances.
I.O.: But sir, there is this… Bat Shaft I’m particularly worried about.
Tarkin: Nonsense!

Ka-Boom!