Badumcha!
or, alternatively,
<<rimshot>>
oh I am sure this reporter will get what’s coming to him. He will payless
Obviously, someone was unclear on the specifics of how a “boot to the head” attack works.
I get the distinct impression that this is not the first time in W’s life that he has had shoes thrown at him. He probably started every semester at Yale with his hair combed forward to cover up the heelprint of his dad’s penny loafer.
Bush is no stranger to the hostile weejuns of the Earth.
This is about the least worthy thread I’ve seen in the pit for a while. Could a mod move this to MPSIMS?
I shoe can! No loafer here! </bad pun sarcasm over>
Moving thread to MPSIMS.
And then the President saw the mean brown man and thought to himself, “My, a hispanic!”, for he had seen many in his own country, and they were often quite rowdy. But the President was confused and afraid, as he often was, when the man took off his shoe and lobbed it towards his head. Who would do such a thing?
“A ha”, Bush winked, “I’ve figured it out. He must have been the feared leader of the insurgency, Emiliano Zapato.”
canvcelled
I like this Bloomberg story which contains both the the following statements,
That is a pair o’ Docs.
If a mere journalist can successfully throw shoes at the president, why not someone with a grenade?
Whoever cobbled together those Secret Service members for that day should be given the boot.
With all of the boots on the ground, one would question how this heel got to the sole heads of government to huck shoes around. Socks to be him, since he’ll be shoeboxed up in jail for awhile, but he’ll Payless for his meals than the Keds not in a cellblock. Kinda Sketchers if you ask me how he got in, but hey, I’m just kinda tongue-tied.
Tripler
“. . . can I get a whoa Bundy!?!”
That’s nothing. I’ve seen literally dozens of instances where people got close enough to him to shake his hand. If a well-wisher can get that close, why not a ninja with a flamethrower?
Answer: metal detectors.
I’m all tied up about this. Bush is a good soul. You really can’t judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. That guy is a bit of a heel. The SS was sure loafing around.
You have exceeded the federally mandated limit of bad puns in one sentence. Please toe the line in the future – it is your sole responsibility.
Hush now, little puppy. Shoe-rly you can’t lace up my speech with such insole-ts.
Tripler
Now I have broken federal guidelines. With bad puns and 4.2 oz. in a three ounce bottle! Shazam!
[sub]DISCLAIMER: No, I have not been drinking. . .[/sub]
Well, that settles the debate about who’s tougher, Wolverine or an army of ninjas, then. Cause Wolverine totally kicked the metal detector’s ass in X-Men.
What I find funny is Bush does not for one second lose that stupid smirk and that look of being totally clueless about what’s going on around him.
I wonder what will become of that man? I think his carreer as a journalist is over. Wheteher he will suffer more serious consequences we will have to see. On the other hand he will be the hero of many. He could write a book and bask in glory in Iran.
If they’d have landed, he could. If just one had hit its target, I bet he’d have got his weight in goats cheese, or something.
Iran so far away. Especially with no shoes.