I thought it wasn’t too much to ask that maybe I might have some window of time where I wasn’t fighting zits, and still had all my hair.
BUT NO!
Well, on the bright side: You can get some real deals from the Google Ads.
Buy Rogaine and Minoxidil
4 month Minoxidil 5% & 2%
$8.25/mo; Rogaine for men
and women $16.25/mo
Sounds like a deal to me 
Actually, those deals suck compared to the 3 months minoxidil supply for 18 bucks I got at Walmart. Is there anything cheaper than Walmart’s ‘Equate’ brand? That stuff is such a good deal there has to be something evil happening, like the products are derived from the weeping of tortured foreign orphans genetically altered to produce active ingredients from their tear ducts.
No there isn’t. My bathroom is full of equate brand dandruff shampoo, soap, skin creams and other products. I am going to have to start minoxidil soon though as I’m going thin on top.
This reminds me of the episode of the simpsons when Homer wants to buy minoxidil but has to get a prescription and it cost him $1000. Thank god for patent expirations and house brands.
Well, you’re pretty close, but, uhm… not tears per se.
I think Olay has a product now that fights acne and wrinkles together, in combination of one lotion. THe ad shows a woman wearing bifocals, looking absolutely stunning and about 35 years old, gloating about the fact that she can now get rid of zits and crow’s feet at the same time. I’m guessing this product will be a huge seller. Pimples at age 51 (ahem, I’m just guessing) are no fun whatsoever. Wrinkles - meh, unless you look like a sharpei, who cares.
Baldness is nature’s way of saving you lots of time and money you would normally spend on hair care.
Except in the USA, where it’s something else for the vanity industry to make a fortune out of.
Be a real man, and let your scalp breather free (unless it’s cold out, or there’s real strong sun, or spiky low-hanging branches, and stuff…)