How did the Armour Hot Dog song go?

Factual Questions
1

My wife made hot dogs for lunch last weekend, and mentioned they were Armour brand. Now I’m trying to remember how that song on the commercials went. Heres what I’ve come up with:

“Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs? Big kids, little kids, even tiny tots. Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. They’re the dogs kids love to bite!”

Is that right? Now I’ve got that tune in my head, i might as well have the correct lyrics to go with it!

2

Hot dogs
Armour hot dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids
Skinny kids
Kids who climb on rocks
Big kids
Little kids
Even kids with chicken pox
Eat hot dogs
Armour hot dogs
The dogs kids love to munch.

3

That’s the way I remember it. It’s also the way the sung it on The Simpsons.

4

MUNCH?

Not munch. BITE. The dogs kids love to BITE.

5

Next it’ll be Bucky Beaver and the Ipana jingle.

6

PK and Stuy are right. It IS bite. As in BITE ME! (Don’t you remember where ‘bite me’ came from?)

7

Is that the one, tc?

8

Not only that, but it’s not “Big kids. Little kids” either.

It’s “Tough kids. Sissy kids.”

See:

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/4190/jingles4.html

9

BEATEN BY STUYGUY!
From: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/4190/jingles4.html

Hotdogs, Armour hotdogs. What kinds of kids love Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks,
tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to bite.

10

Don’t go there. I want to forget that if possible.