I never really drank coffee. I tried some when I was a teen and found it was only tolerable when it was 1 part coffee to about 12 parts milk and 10 parts sugar, at which point I might as well get a vanilla milkshake for all the coffee I could taste. My stepfather drank coffee but he never offered me any and I never asked. My dad also drank coffee, but he frequently commented that “It’s not the caffeine that keeps you awake, it’s the awful taste”, but then he also drank 6 cups a day, so it was bit of a mixed message there.
I recently watched the Healthcare Triage episode about coffee, which pointed out that coffee drinkers tend to have better heart health, longer lifespans, and most importantly to me, better mental health and a lower rate of Alzheimer’s. And while Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there’. * So figured maybe I should develop a cup a day habit and see if it helped. I went over to Starbucks on my way to work, got a blond roast, and tried some coffee.
If the barista had come by at that moment and said “You got pranked! We just crushed up some charcoal and added some water and gave you that instead of coffee!”, I would have believed him. That stuff was awful. I seriously wondered how anybody could have started drinking that crap x thousand years ago when some indigenous person tried some coffee in wherever it grows.**
But then I like beer, and I remember forcing down some Steel Reserve and Olde English 800 when I was in college and trying to fit in at some parties. Although I eventually made my way to some great craft beers, I can see why it’s an acquired taste. Then again, beer at least has the decency to get you drunk after you’ve had a few of them. The caffeine in coffee just makes me more aware of other people.
I’d kinda like to avoid getting coffee through the fru-fru drinks that are 90% cream, sugar, and artificial flavoring, because I’d rather save my calories for some great BBQ or cake or whatever, but if coffee is beneficial, I wouldn’t mind adding some to my diet.
So how’d you get into it, and do you have any recommendations for coffee that doesn’t suck (and also doesn’t cost a bajillion dollars a cup - I’d like to keep this to a $5/day or less habit assuming I cultivate it).
Then again, given the experiences I’ve had thus far, I might just get my health benefits by adding a couple of miles to my every-other-day run and listen to some books on tape while doing so.
Suggestions?
- Credit to Randall Munroe
** Wikipediatells me it originated in either Yemen or Ethiopia.