I did not drink coffee in high school. Neither of my parents were big coffee drinkers. That, and I tend to wake up fairly quickly, assuming I got a decent night’s sleep. I also used to have the magical power of not having hangovers.
In college, back in the ancient days when rampant drug abuse and crazed consumption of alcohol were considered legitimate forms of self expression among the youth of America, I knew a lot of people who drank like fish and did drugs like a mad pharmacist. I was one of them. Although I could usually wake up feeling reasonably fresh; worst I usually had to deal with was a mouth that tasted like the Russian army had marched through it in their sweat socks.
This meant “either brush your teeth or eat or drink something pleasant as soon as you wake up.” Cooking wasn’t permitted in the dorms. On the other hand, neither were drugs and alcohol, and that didn’t stop any of us. I actually started out by using an old dome-topped popcorn popper to make scrambled eggs and bacon; it made a dandy hot plate, was teflon coated, and didn’t need a separate pan to work in. This surprised and delighted my roommate, who found I would gladly make him a breakfast as well if he’d chip in on the ingredients. And we already had a minifridge.
One day, the Head Resident showed up, hung over beyond human belief, and offered not to bust us for cooking in the room if I would make him ham and eggs. I did so. After that, word spread. Friends of mine would show up, cash in hand, begging for a light breakfast so they didn’t have to stagger across campus to the dining hall.
I wound up expanding the operation. Picked up a percolator for a couple bucks at Goodwill, and had coffee handy, with cream and sugar for them what wanted it. On Sunday nights, I would obtain a can of frozen orange juice, and have a gallon of it on ice by morning. It reached a point where of a Sunday morning by sunrise, my roommate would still be snoring while five or six young men in their underwear would be slouched on my bed and chair, sipping coffee and waiting for their scrambled eggs.
There were several occasions where I stayed in on Saturday nights. I didn’t want to have a rough night for fear I wouldn’t be able to handle the business in the morning. I was buying paper plates and styrofoam coffee cups and still actually making money.
I got into the habit of coffee that way. Usually went through at least two pots a morning on Saturday and Sunday mornings, and I began tasting it to make sure it tasted all right. I found that black coffee INSTANTLY erases the awful taste of a night on the town, and I liked the caffeine kick it provided.
Been years, but I still like a cup of coffee in the mornings and taking the time to wake up at leisure.
Still make a pretty mean plate of bacon and eggs, for that matter.