Will there be a Doper online party somewhere? A chatroom?
You could wear a sign that says, “Kisses…$1”. Then hand out dollar off coupons to the really cute guys 
I’m saving mine up for next year. Someone’s gonna be really lucky one of these years…
I haven’t had a New Year’s Midnight Kiss since 1993. I’m going to try not to think too hard about that fact right now.
Damn. It’s pouring rain here. Forget about my State Street idea. This will be the first SoCal rainy New Year in 51 years. It’s still not too late for Craigs.
I’ll tell ya how.
We round up all the dateless Dopers in a big hall.
When the clock strikes twelve, we MAKE OUT!
boom-chicka-bow-bow
I’ll be there. 
I’ll be there with bells on!
…and nothing else
Well, I have a good friend who has had a HUGE lack of romantic success for many years, and he moved in with me (as a roommate) earlier this year, and suddenly, two days before New Years, he’s making out with some girl in a movie theater.
So perhaps your best strategy is to move into my other spare bedroom and hope for the best. (And if you ALL move into my spare bedroom simultaneously, the pure spatial logistics of the situation strongly suggest that some lip contact will occur.)
As for me, I bailed on my family plans at the last minute due to ridiculous busy-ness at work, and I’ll just be hanging around at home, trying to ignore the sounds of smooching coming from said friend’s bedroom… on the plus side, however, I have HDTV
Yeah, I just go out with a bunch of friends and get a few kisses from them. (I’m also married but the friends thing works regardless.)
What is that address again?
----{Virtual Smooch}----
(in case I’m not online at midnight…)
So…how you doin’?
Kisses for Dopers! Happy New Year!