…before I’m alone on New Year’s Eve for the 4th year in a row. Admittedly, two of those years were from lack of effort.
[maudlin]Cap’n Crude isn’t talking here – this is Marshall, the cute, witty, reasonably handsome, reasonably well-dressed, thoughtful, successful editor-guy talking now. I’m looking to fall in love again – falling in bed would be nice, but it’s an empty sort of thing to do compared to the other.
If anybody knows some nice women in the NY area who don’t mind a short guy who’s in the gym 3-4 days a week trying to get back into shape, point 'em in my direction, huh? Jewish is a plus, but not a requirement. For more info, they can see me here by looking up profile #64773. Help a fellow Dope out this holiday season![/maudlin]
Sorry about that self-pitying crap. We now return you to your regularly scheduled crudity.
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”