Growing up in India, I got to experience more than my fair share of stray dogs. But much worse than the sight of stray dogs is the sight of stray dogs having sex.
Believe me when I say it is one of the more fascinating sights for a 3rd grader. Now in the course of the aforementioned sex act (or before or after, I am not sure), the two parties in question used to stand with their posteriors touching each other.
The more Calvinesque of the third graders used to giggle and throw rocks at these poor souls - remember, this is third grade we are talking about, but no matter what, these critters wouldn’t be able to break away from each other. Seemed like their bums were stuck with glue.
Over the years the incidence of stray dogs has become pretty rare, and that of stray dogs fornicating rarer still, but I still stay up at nights wondering WHAT THE HELL WERE THESE DOGS UP TO?