How do I get high on cans of whipped cream?

OK- I have a can of whipped cream and some time on my hands. I have been sucking the air out of the can, but I don’t seem to be feeling anything spectacular.

Is it a crock? Am I doing something wrong?

Yes. You are asking about it here.

It’s dangerous and we discourage you from trying it.

This is closed.

DrMatrix - GQ Moderator