How do i get my closed thread deleted?

[Morgenstern]

@Spoons

…I’d suggest legalizing marijuana is at the bottom of his “to do” list.

When Rob Ford becomes PM, you’ll have it made.

[Boyo_Jim]

Ooh, I can’t wait for crack to be legal!

[Colibri]

@Tibby or Not Tibby

I thought standard issue was a pair of Buster Browns and a Nerf Gun…and the mod hat was one of these. No?

That’s MPSIMS.

[Jonathan_Chance]

Yeah, we get +2 studded leather in Great Debates.

[Merneith]

Which of you is the stud?

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Colibri

That’s MPSIMS.

Hmmm…

[Siam_Sam]

@Kcmo

I guess maybe its like how everythings all oolically correct in usa nowadyas.

I just HATES it when everythings is all oolically correct. I just can’t stands it!

[Siam_Sam]

@Tibby or Not Tibby

I thought standard issue was a pair of Buster Browns and a Nerf Gun…and the mod hat was one of these. No?

Not only is that a real mod hat, I have it on good authority that that is an actual photograph of Colibri.

[Battle_Pope]

@Siam_Sam

Not only is that a real mod hat, I have it on good authority that that is an actual photograph of Colibri.

The only difference is that when he’s modding the helmet is the only piece of clothing he has on!

[buddha_david]

@Siam_Sam

@Kcmo

I guess maybe its like how everythings all oolically correct in usa nowadyas.

I just HATES it when everythings is all oolically correct. I just can’t stands it!

He’s oossibly oouting over our oompous oosturing while wondering what makes us so oopular.

[Colibri]

@Siam_Sam

Not only is that a real mod hat, I have it on good authority that that is an actual photograph of Colibri.

The guy in the pickelhaube is distressingly close to my actual appearance.

[Colibri]

@Battle_Pope

The only difference is that when he’s modding the helmet is the only piece of clothing he has on!

Aside from the jackboots.

[raventhief]

@Colibri

Aside from the jackboots.

Don’t forget the jackboots.

RAWR

[Monty]

@buddha_david

oopular.

oooular

[SpyOne]

@Kcmo

Straight dope. The whole thing doesnt make any sense to me. But its not my board. But this is not straight dope. Maybe it was 10 years ago. I guess maybe its like how everythings all oolically correct in usa nowadyas. Some schools cant even say pledge of allegance. Some states cantbear arms. And some straight dope messageboards cant even talk straight dope. Times are a changin. Ill go ahead and conform. By the powerthat be i have bowed down and will abide by the straight dope’ censorship rules of conversing on the straight dope message board. But now that im thinking about it. This is even more bullshit than it originally seams. For instance. This is a true story i got my credit card number stolen last week at a restaurant a broad took a pic and they actually made a copy card and used it at gas station pumps around town. " - would ya look at that. Just look at it. Just look at it. - this thread is destinted to get banned because i just told the world how to steal a credit card number and how they are doing it. They used a cell phone to take the picture also. - lets say my first post was. I saw a guy shoot at the cops to get away from them yesterday. - i just wrote how the bad guy was shooting at the cops to try and get away while breaking the law. Well see that just sounds fucking stupid because everyone knows your supposed to use a gun to try and break the law. Or tour supposed to shoot at the cops to try and break the law and get away. Theres a million instances i can come up with like this. But thats all hersey third party talk. not straight dope. My post was straight dope. Wait maybe it was the mannerism that the post way made because it was not about me informing people how i broke the law. That was a small part of it. But the post was about hearing about other peoples straight dope stories from personal experiences about the subject. And for me to share and ald all of my experiences and knowledge. “Knowledge” there it is again. Knowledge. I post knowledge about how i broke the law and didnt get caught. Its possible im the dumbest mutherfuxker in here and all that i said would do nothing but flat out get you arrested for breaking the law. Ya well then what. I guess its all in the eye of the nazi moderator. On the straight dope forums.

I am sure that, if we spoke in person, I would be able to hear the paragraph breaks in what you were saying. Why can’t you?

[mistymage]

@dba_Fred

Let me get this straight, dope-wise:
The Straight Dope originates in Chicago, IL;
Cecil Adams is the Straight Dope leader;
Kcmo alleges the message board is run by nazi’s;
Thus & Therefore, Cecil Adams is an Illinois Nazi?!?
(ya know who hates Illinois Nazis?)

I do but I grew up in Iowa… across the River from Rock Island, Illinois.

[Knowed_Out]

I guess **Kcmo **swastika for details.

Ok, that was reaching, but consider it a Hi Hitler salute.

[Cicero]

@KarlGauss

Point of clarification, please (and I apologize if this has been asked and answered before):

If the topic of discussion is legal in the poster’s country, but not the US, is that still off-limits? It’s actually a relevant question since cannabis is about to legalized here in Canada (if you believe Trudeau). It’s easy to imagine all types of threads as a result . . .

It depends on who the Mods are at the time and if they are interested/ have some backbone. This thread clearly talks about endangered species which is a contravention of CITES (Convention on Trade in Endangered Species)- the USA was a signatory in 1974.

See how long the thread went for…

[Morgyn]

@Colibri

We’re all still issued jackboots when we’re made mods. We have to provide our own truncheons, knouts, bullwhips, cattle prods, or tasers, per our own preference.

As for me, I like to wear a Prussian pickelhaube whilst moderating.

Except Coldfire. He got jackclogs.

On a side note, why did the Prussians have pointy spikes on their helmets? Were they expecting to put their heads down and charge like a unicorn at their enemies?

[Colibri]

@Morgyn

On a side note, why did the Prussians have pointy spikes on their helmets? Were they expecting to put their heads down and charge like a unicorn at their enemies?

It was a place to keep memos from headquarters.