How do I go about becoming a man in the "mob"?

Factual Questions
1

Got any advice on it? Not only that, but is it true what they say in “Goodfellas” in that a made man can only come from Italy? Thanks

2

You might try MafiaEmploymentOpportunities.com.

3

Are you looking for info on how to become a member of organized crime? I think that’s verboten here.

4

I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you… :slight_smile:

So, I’m locking this instead.

samclem, GQ moderator