Three innocent waifs, lost in a strange land with strange customs and some sort of moon-man version of English. That will be me and my sisters in the end of April.
How do I know that the Irish Dopers aren’t actually an evil coven looking for sacrificial victims?!
You just have to trust, js. Just trust.
Don’t worry - if you get worried just call them “English” - that’ll calm them down.
You’re from rural Michigan? wow, come to Dublin and you’ll see a BIG CITY!!!
As Gingy said, you’ll just have to trust us.
bwahahahaha.
The first thing to remember is to ignore garius as he is too much of a cowardy custard to come over so his opinion counts for diddley squat!
We lull you into a false sense of security first.
All right.
Who let the cat out of the bag?
No one leaves here till I find out who squealed.
Here’s some recommended viewing before you come over.
Nah, just joking. That’s actually how the Scots do it.
Well, if they do, at least they’ll buy you a pint first!
Just ask them if you can have some Lucky Charms.
And I second the English thing, just say, “Eh, you blokes sure are English, wot?”
Well, the first thing that you’ll have to do is learn the language .
By the way, should anyone offer you a lift in a motor car while you are in the ROI, the proper polite response is:
“Why Yes! Thank You. I would Sincerely Love a Ride!” :smack:
When come Ireland, bring girls. 
quietman, only us Norn’ers speak like thon there link. The rest aff them southern boys all speak weird, like.
Uh-oh.
Better make sure my life insurance is up to date.
Well I’m pleased to hear you are considering meeting us.
Im sure that will be quite a comfort to you as those ‘Heathens over the water’ are strapping you to a stone altar, sharpening up the sacrificial dagger and chanting strange eldritch phrases. I can imagine it now.
“Well, Im screwed but at least my named party can live it up on the insurance money!!”
PS- If you are renting a car, please Keep Left. And please don’t try to drive as fast as the locals. They know where to downshift and where to brake. And Lastly, should you actually try to drive the N59 at night between Cliffden & Westport, I’ll pray for your soul…
Got it. Keep on the right, downshift like an Italian. Check.