Choosing the correct hardware upon which to implement a virtual iteration of ChatGPT would seem, to me at least, to be the place to start. Rather than a Mac, have you considered purchasing a Turboencabulator from GE?
These machines have a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings are in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consists simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling is effectively prevented. The main winding is of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bovoid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the “up” end of the grammeters.
You really need to get the seven-marzlevane model, due to the six-marzlevane one stalling under multiluxubriant conditions. Of course, the sixes are a lot cheaper now, especially if you don’t mind doing the occasional manual re-luxing of the marzleposts.
Coming soon:
“Why does it hurt when I do this? But when other people do it, it hurts them. Why do I feel the pain when I hurt myself and why do other people feel the pain when they hurt themselves? What is the reason for this difference?”