Ideally, the clippers sever the hair between the skin and the dingleberry rather than dissecting the dingleberry itself.
I … I can’t believe I just typed that out.
The best laid plans of mice and men…
Funny, I’d have thought the cat’s boyfriend would be into shaved pussy.
Well, guess whose clippers my roomate used?
I haven’t done anything to the poo yet. I can’t really afford to bring her to the vet right now, what with it being the holidays and all, so I might try to get rid of it with some paper towels, plenty of warm water, and a vomit bucket.
I’m guessing you’re not a parent. 
I doubt that most parents have to worry about cutting crap out of their children’s fur.
Most.
So glad an 11 year old post amused you!
[I know 10+ years later.] Poo no. Gum yes. Paint yes. Glue yes. Gorilla spray glue no.
I sure hope he’s removed the dingleberry, after all this time.
Maybe, but Agent_Foxtrot didn’t mention anything about needing an answer fast.
That’s assuming the cat’s still producing them, KWIM?
Almost finished wrapping her in the towel!