That’s your punishment for living in sin!
Just kidding!
My wife used to snore like crazy. I made her put a cold glass of water on the night stand. When she started snoring I’d wake her up and insist she took a drink. It worked!
the water lubrucated her throat enough to prevent her snoring! Don’t know why that worked but it did.
But a year and a half ago we got a Pug and he sleeps at the foot of our bed. That sumbitch snores like 10 people combined!
How do you keep a dog from snoring?
Oh, yeah…
A couple of months ago one of the local news shows here did tests on all those sprays and gadgets that are supposed to cure snoring. On a scale of 1-10 none of them scored higher than a 3.
So I’d suggest saving your money on those.
believe me “any” relief from snoring, only a pathetic three, is a step in the right direction. lubrication to the throat definitely helps.
A bullet between the eyes works every time.
(The response to this question I gave maybe two years ago on this Board.)
According to Pepper Mill I am an atrocious snorer. I wouldn’t know – I’m asleep at the time. She says that the “Breathe Right” strips work if the snoring is caused by my having a cold. If I don’t have a cold, she hits me or rubs my back to get me up on my side, which usually stops it. She’s threatened to do the “temmis ball sewn in the back” trick, but she hasn’t thus far (and it won’t work in the summer, when I sleep shirtless).
In the meantime, I’m hidin’ the guns.
In addition to losing weight (if he’s overweight)… Does he drink alchohol in the evening? My ex’s snoring was always much worse when he’s had a few beers.
yes the bullet solution is quite effective however death is a much slower process that one would imagine and the snoring will continue for at least another hour.
duct tape even more effective than a bullet.
Tell your SO that you enjoy the snoring.
My wife told me that once and she says I haven’t snored since.
Go figure.
Just popping in to say that if he stops breathing or gasps at any time, you should point him to the link in my sig, as that, coupled with the “falling asleep in seconds” is an almost sure sign of sleep apnea.
I say again: SOMNOPLASTY!!
Try intubation.
Get him to a physician, preferably one who specializes in the throat region. That kind of snoring very often is a sign of a more serious condition.
In my own case, my tonsils were the largest non-malignant, non-infected tonsils that this surgeon and any of his colleages had ever seen or read about.
They got pulled and my snoring reduced immensely, and I got codeine for two weeks.
A dog can be banished.
Drink yourself into a coma, then you won’t notice the snoring.
Demand hours and hours of the best sex, ever, and after he has to rub your feet until you fall asleep.
Play music so loud that it drowns out the snoring. If he can’t sleep with loud music playing, well, then your problem is solved.
And ditto on the weight and fitness.