How do men determine where to part their hair?

Ivan the Terrible, parting his heir

That was actually what I was referring to. :slight_smile:

I don’t like chocolate mousse. :eek: Yeah, I know…

This whole clip is great, but the part about hair parts starts at 5:27…

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They list a bunch of examples. But the theory is strong protagonist = right handed part. Weak character = left handed part. Superman has a right handed part. Clark Kent has left handed.

Not sure if it means anything, but it’s funny.

Yeah but we can part it pretty much anyway we want, since most women keep it longer than most guys. Unless she has a hairline cowlick upfront. That can limit her options.

It is as it has always been, and always shall be. It shall not be changed, but remain as it was from the beginning. Parteth mine crown on the left side, ne’er the right. So it is written, so let it be done.