If you are banned from this site, you can still access the Straight Dope home page. There you will find a link to TubaDiva’s e-mail address. From there you may plead your case.
I think it’s very telling that you are planning for this eventuality.
county, does have a point, and no, it’s not the one on top of his head.
If you can’t log on, then you can’t get into profilr information, such as email addy’s.
And I wouldn’t email a mod, but an Admin.
county, take note:
**tubadiva at aol dot com
lynnbodoni at hotmail dot com**
There are other admins, but everyone knows who is in charge.
And remember to mention chocolate.
Being banned means you can’t post, but you can still read the SDMB.
Esprix
county would probably just threaten to beat the Admins with axe handles unless they reinstated him. 
Ah, yes, but chocolate covered axe handles might throw a monkey wrench into the decision process.
Unless, of course, said monkey wrench was then used by county to threaten to beat Admins, which would then open a whole nudder can of worms.
Unless, um…said can of worms were chocolate covered…
Are the worms virgins?
I was once threatened with a good sound banning after the SDMB Diaspora. I re-registered at our Wilderness HQ, then when the SDMB Promised Land came back online, I found my old password wouldn’t work, so I re-registered as Thea Logica’s Sock Puppet so I could post my dilemma in ATMB. Tuba Diva gave me a good scolding about having a name with Sock Puppet in it (apparently frowned upon here), but I explained my situation and she forgave me and got me registered under the old name with a new password.
OTOH, I once fricasseed a couple of hamsters with a 1920’s Style Death Ray, and nobody so much as batted an eye. (although a couple of posters did try to take my death ray away from me.)
I was once threatened with a good sound banning after the SDMB Diaspora. I re-registered at our Wilderness HQ, then when the SDMB Promised Land came back online, I found my old password wouldn’t work, so I re-registered as Thea Logica’s Sock Puppet so I could post my dilemma in ATMB. Tuba Diva gave me a good scolding about having a name with Sock Puppet in it (apparently frowned upon here), but I explained my situation and she forgave me and got me registered under the old name with a new password.
OTOH, I once fricasseed a couple of hamsters with a 1920’s Style Death Ray, and nobody so much as batted an eye. (although a couple of posters did try to take my death ray away from me.)
Worms are one of the few bisexual critters.
Yes, they can 2X virgin!
Will that work for guys that were banned twice? 
HEY!!!
:mad:
Remember to SEND chocolate. Or, at this time of year, fruitcake.
You want me to send you Lyndon LaRouche? 
Lynn,
Can you give us an address where to send the chocolate?
You mean to tell me you actually EAT fruitcake, Lynn? :eek:
shhhh
don’t tell Lyndon!
She wants to EAT Lyndon LaRouche?
LaRouche roasting on an open fire…
If it’s good fruitcake, yes, I do. And I enjoy it. There are many, many bad fruitcakes in the world, but a good fruitcake is a slice of heaven.
I don’t eat cheap chocolate, either. Particularly the stuff that’s put out for Easter.
So where does that leave Lyndon LaRouche?
Melting in Lynn’s mouth?