I’m always amazed at what people rub their junk on.
If I have to use a public restroom, I take a few paper towels and run them quickly under a tap to moisten. Great to clean up with after wiping with TP (away from taint). I raise the seat and squat over the toilet. Why would you sit on a public toilet that someone just massaged with their nuts? <shudder>
Yeah, I didn’t quite understand why genitals would be rubbing the toilet seat. I’ve some how made it through life without this occurring. Now I’m even more afraid of public restrooms :eek:
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
I wipe that too, when necessary.
I’d love to have one of those. It would be nice during that time of month, too. When I put in my master bath, I’m getting one of those…
Left hand and a bowl of water, desert style.
I just installed a Genie Bidet seat (geniebidet.com), and only use TP to dry. The unit cost me 108 bucks, and was easy to install: no electrical hook-ups necessary.
It’s like a Water-Pik. FOR YOUR BUTT.
I was out of town for a week, and missed it more than my wife.
If it’s not electric, isn’t it cold water?
Yes, and no. The water ties into the tank supply, which is basically at room temperature. Even if you tied into your hot water line, it would still take time for the warm water to get from the heater to your bum (think of how long it takes for warm water to come out of the tap).
The more expensive units use in-line electric heaters to supply warm water, but that means you have to have it plugged/wired into your house wiring. I don’t know about you, but the idea if having 120 Volts, water, plumbing, and my bum in proximity to each other scares me.
It’s called a bidet attachment, and it’s God’s gift to people who poop.
Oh, those people.