How do you write this noise?

scuppetyscuppetyscuppetyscuppetySPLANGARANGARANGARANGARANG!!!
(Or is that a puppy crashing into a soup tureen?)

[bowling sounds]

Rollrollrollrollrollrollroll smackity whack whackity clack!

[/bowling sounds]

Just grab a sound file of a ball hitting some pins, then play it down the microphone of a speech-to-text program. See what appears on screen.

oh, eh, MadHatter wants to take the easy way out…

I’ve got some, and some have already been posted"BOOOOOOOOLLLING"
“rollrollrollrollrollPickangCRashBoom!”
“Boppity Boingk bang”
“STRIKE!”

I think this is my favorite aspect of comic books- how to write sounds.

The best written sound i ever hear was in the James O’ Barr Crow comic, where Gideon rips out the jagged hunting knife from his hand.
The sound written is
SKLORK

Uh, if it has big balls, it ain’t a “she”…

You should stop picking up dates at the Jerry Springer show…

rumblerumbleCRRRAAAACKKKKKKKK!

I really think you should have checked with a mod before you posted something so mundane and pointless, Turp.

::ducks and flees::