Do I need anything besides wild hair?
Certified or certifiable??
I think you would need to start with a ancient astronaut theory, the hair comes in later 
Can a bald person become an ancient astronaut theorist or are they SOL?
Is such a thing *even *possible?
You can still grow out your eyebrows.
I would be glad to certify you for a small fee.
This is actually something I’ve wondered about myself. What sort of credentials do the “experts” on Ancient Aliens or any of the other UFO, paranormal type shows you see on the History Channel these days, have.
Do any of them work for legitimate academic institutions, or been published in serious historical publications. Or are they just folks who’ve self-published a few books, and gone too far off the deep end.
Either the total absence of anything resembling skepticism, or sufficient cynicism to enjoy taking advantage of those who lack skepticism. Either one will do.
USC offers a degree program in ancient aliens.
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That’s a joke from a Bruin. So please, no Trojan lawsuits. By the way, did anyone here know the Trojan Horse of Troy fame was an alien spaceship?
First, you have to study astronauts. Then, live a long, long time…
Reminds me of an old “National Lampoon” issue…if ancient astronauts visited the earth, they must have eaten meals here…if they ate meals, they must have left…garbage!
There has to be a wild hair component…has to be.
You need more education as an ancient astronaut theorist!
You should have said:
Is it possible (or could it be) that the Trojan Horse of Troy fame was an alien spaceship?
{My wife laughs at me because I will say “No. next question.”…and they will then ask one. }
How?
I don’t know.
Therefore, ALIENS!
His hairdo certainly proves that human culture has been manipulated by the Centauri, if nothing else.
Thank God ancient astronaut theorizing has been one of the few domains to resist the American fetish for over-education and over-credentialization. You don’t need twelve degrees and a certificate from some fancy-pants licensing board, by God. All you need is a theory, a hairdo, a smile, and a shoeshine, and the smile and shoeshine are optional.
Well, you need a theory, but just about any hair-brained one will do.